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Posted: March 3th
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swagbat:

think i just found my new life motto
Posted: March 3th
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kidzbopsicle:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

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Posted: March 3th
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misshealthgeek:

A very picky chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring.. tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in china, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide. 

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agirlnamedally:

i think there should be a socially accepted protocol where after you finish schooling you get a year off from life just to lay around in pyjamas and read all the books you never had the time to. no pants, no responsibilities, just books and breakfast foods for a whole year.

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Posted: March 3th
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wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

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Posted: March 3th
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themobilemovement:

Best text ever.

hate:

17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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Posted: March 3th
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fortheloveofotps:

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ive been singing the ‘I will kill you in your sleep so you’d better try to try to keep awake’ into the airvents for the past five minutes and my mom is going crazy because she cant find the source of the creepy music

update: she has called the neighbor over to help her

okay so im recording my voice singing it and putting it in the air vent os it can just keep playing

okay final update: im grounded

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time-sponges:

dietchola:

the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy

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deep roy

Deep roy the chocolate boy

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circletines:

when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right

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